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I do not, sorry! But if you want to get to know me better, just come off anon and we can talk on here!
Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:
YOLO: You Only Live Once
YOLOLO: You Only “LOL” Once
YOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” Once
YOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay way
YOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos
“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”
YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way
“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”
YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out
“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)
YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)
YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)
YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers
(via collegehumor)
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Down to 5mg of prednisone and I don’t think I’m gonna be able to successfully get off of it. It seems like every day is worse than the last. Stomach pain is back, big time. It’s actually kind of funny because I’ve been seeing a lot of my ex-girlfriend these past couple days, and the first time it got really bad, when I first was diagnosed, is when I first started dating her, a little over two years ago. Maybe my colon just really hates her…

The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
This is literally the first game I have ever owned, and I’ve still never beaten it. Aaaannnd it looks like my brother erased my game, so I guess it’s time to start all over. Wish me luck!
Dos Santos over Mir by decision
Valasquez over Silva 2nd round TKO
Herman over Nelson 1st round TKO
Johnson over Struve by decision
Ludwig over Hardy 2nd round TKO
Any takers? cause you’ve only got a few hours left, the rest of the day has already been wasted.
Just got back from the world’s fastest job interview. Spoke to a manager from Harvest a few days ago who told me they weren’t really looking for waiters for the summer, they needed people who would be their longer, but specifically said that they needed bussers for the summer. So I went in for my interview today, and the FIRST thing my interviewer says is that their not looking to hire bussers for the summer. I explain what the other guy told me, she went and found him and he apologized. Fuck you dude, I would have been using that time to apply to other places. Actually I guess I should thank you, because you’ve proved yourself to be an obviously incapable manager and I think I would probably quit after a week if I had to work under anyone as dumb as you.
This summer just turned awesome.
Seriously, I need people who wanna go to shows next semester. There are so many good house shows here in philly, just got back from one seeing Serce (among others) and it was a blast, as all other philly house shows I’ve been to have been. Back at school I’ve heard about a few College Park area house shows, but without a car, have never been to one. If there’s anyone in the College Park/DC area that feels like picking me up from UMD campus and bringing me to shows in the fall, I would be very thankful!
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